Let’s talk in English for a while…

[lollypop]

I was surprised not finding any thread in English here. International forum is asleep for a while now, that must be changed! I ‘m sure that the following topic will excite you and burst out an interest!

So allow me to suggest you to combine a business with a pleasure.
So let’s talk in English for a while. I suppose it doesn’t matter what we will chat about ‘cause it’s just a possibility to improve your skills in English.

But the one and only rule is = not a word of Russian!!!

Hmm.. I’ve got some very tricky and confused theme for you all (since a spring comes): "the only love of my life.. is it enough???”
Everyone could ask itself this question:

Single people who haven’t find their half yet.. Quite normal for them, though
For people living in kind of ‘free love’.. That’s less normal than single people above
Even for married people but it’s like... like a trap for them.. cause’ they undertook to live the rest of their life with the other person...’until death split them up’..Then how they can be sure that it’s the right person?.....How they can be sure that they’ll never fall in love with someone else?

As regards me I like to meet different people and share thoughts and experiences and great moments with them as well. And I prefer to love and lose than never will have love at all…

And what about you dear members?? With your own experience, your current situation?

[Harald]

Га?

[Yasha]

Woohoo, finally no need for me to use translit.ru There was a thread in English here about a year or so ago, it died pretty darn quick...

Anyways, about love. I love beer! No, let me rephrase: I LOVE beer. It will never cheat one me, never call me names and it's always there for me when I need it.

There, I said it.

[Benedictus]

Anyways, about love. I love beer! No, let me rephrase: I LOVE beer.

May be, "I like beer" ?

[Руслан... Просто Руслан.]

What the f*** is this?

P.S. I also like beer.

[Фро]

что здесь?

[Yasha]

May be, "I like beer" ?

No, sir, it is indeed "I LOVE beer". I know my English, so I say what I mean

[Yasha]

This song sums it all up:

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One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a pygmie
Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
But how was i supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants
At that junction I came to realize
That only Frank Perdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

[Yasha]

Single people who haven’t find their half yet.. Quite normal for them, though

Just a friendly correction, it's "Single people who haven’t found their half yet.. '

[radio-video]

f***, I'm no so good in English)
but I also love beer))

[vch]

Single people who haven’t find their half yet.. Quite normal for them, though
For people living in kind of ‘free love’.. That’s less normal than single people above
Even for married people but it’s like... like a trap for them.. cause’ they undertook to live the rest of their life with the other person...’until death split them up’..Then how they can be sure that it’s the right person?.....How they can be sure that they’ll never fall in love with someone else?

the first thing is responsibility besides feeling and emotions

[strv]

Вобщим, по англицки писать в данный момент облом.Все-таки форум не забугорный и большинство ничего не поймут.
Коротко скажу
КГ/АМ

[lollypop]

No, sir, it is indeed "I LOVE beer". I know my English, so I say what I mean

Hey guys that thread is definitely not about bear… but you are free to argue about that)))

[lollypop]

Just a friendly correction, it's "Single people who haven’t found their half yet.. '

Yasha, thank you for correction. I admit that my english isn't as strong as I would like it to be)))) i've got fluent speech but very often I do not follow rules of grammar in writting)))

[Harald]

I LOVE BOOBS

[Harald]

But the one and only rule is = not a word of Russian!!!

What's with Ukrainian?

[lollypop]

I LOVE BOOBS

ugh, Harald, now rude it is!!

As I can see, the forum is still asleep about topic has been offered, at least as far as this topic is concerned. hm.. Maybe people are shy, or maybe they can't talk about love, just because they are too busy making it ))) or it’s just too private feeling to talk aloud?))

Anyway, putting jokes here, anyone just wants to keep it for himself, in the secret corner of his heart because sacred feelings cannot be expressed by means of ordinary words...

[Harald]

ugh, Harald, now rude it is!!

Yes, yes, it's rude... But what can I do? That's my nature, because in Sumerian Harald is a Spiteful Farting Demon

[1960]

Коротко скажу
КГ/АМ

plus one

p.s.: sweetheart, you don't talk "in English", unless of course you're a local graduate. you talk English. period.

[strv]

p.s.: sweetheart, you don't talk "in English", unlsess of course you're a local graduate. you talk English. period.

Ну дык, особенности мышления по-русски